Hahaha, what a shallow bitch.

What gives you the right to make a status saying ‘like and I will list ten hottest girls and boys to like it’.

What?

HAHAHA. Who are you? Like, who the actual fuck do you think you are? Do you think you are supior to everyone else that you get to sit at home and make a ‘hot list’.

Your opinion on who is hot is irrelevant.

ANNNNND to those who actually like the status? WOAH. Huge confidence booster that is, like wow. Just got tagged as the hottest bitch on facey. Hahaha, fuck that is the dumbest shit ever. Why would you need someone to list you as the hottest in order for you to be happy.

Told my best friend that I set her up with several guys that are going to be attending the same party as us tomorrow night. Watching her flip out is priceless.
Quietly thinking “step aside mother fuckers” when entering a dancefloor.
Scraping the foundation off sluts faces to cement render your house.

today i laughed so hard my eyes started to water, then my ribs were about to snap and i was laughing so much because i was crying that my ribs were hurting from laughing at a friend who was giving the ground dirties..

fuck. she give the blankest looks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.